Do you guys see the relevance?
Well then Zayn, It’s not nice to keep secrets from your girlfans.
Zayn:
Liam is like our daddy.
Niall:
I can take care of myself.
Liam:
You got lost in the shopping centre.
Niall:
I got lost because I wanted to.
One Direction jokes: part One. :)
Harry:
Why did the man sleep under the car?
Interviewer:
I don't know, why did he sleep under the car?
Harry:
So he could wake up oily in the morning! :D
Louis:
It's funny cause oily sounds like early!!
Louis:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? If anyone knows, don't answer cause that spoils it!
Niall:
Snowpire.
Interviewer:
Nice try, Niall.
Louis:
It is in fact NOT snowpire Niall.. its frostbite.
:
**Claps**
Louis:
See what i did there?
Liam:
What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede?
Interviewer:
I dont know..
Liam:
Bacon and leggs.
Louis:
Hahaha
Liam:
What is the best thing about deadly snakes?
Everyone:
…..
Liam:
They've got poisonallity..
Louis:
HAHAH!! I LIKE THAT ONE!